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FEBRUARY 8th, 2008

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David Tyree's Circus Catch Saves German Baby

i'm pretty sure that's the same outfit the baby in Addams Family Values wore

In Other News

Sugar Explosion Reported... Price of Honey Skyrockets; Unicorn Starvation Imminent; Emril's Molten Lava Cake Deemed 'Too Realistic'; A Nation Mourns Lord Licorice; EZ Bake Corporation Incredibly Sued; Strawberry Shortcake to Elevator Passengers: 'Whomever Smelt It Dealt It'

Victims of Sugar Explosion Suffer 2nd Degree Burns, 2nd Type Diabetes

I mean come on. A SUGAR EXPLOSION!

Gunman Kills 5 At City Council Meeting; Attendance Particularly High That Day

other sons include 'Axxe' and 'CVSS Freshscent Deodorizing Body Sprray'

Mitt Disqualified from Presidential Race for Naming His Son Tagg