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	<title>HIATUS</title>
	<description>Daily Squelch for April 22nd, 2008</description>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 00:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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	<title>On Eave of Pope's Visit, Formerly Holy Stem Cell Technique Now Super Duper Evil</title>
	<description>Daily Squelch for April 14th, 2008</description>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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	<title>Controversial Homoerotic Depiction of Jesus Offends, Arouses</title>
	<description>Daily Squelch for April 9th, 2008</description>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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	<title>Bush Praises Whichever Iraqis Are On Our Side</title>
	<description>Daily Squelch for April 7th, 2008</description>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 00:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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	<title>Road to the White House 2008, a Sneak Preview</title>
	<description>Daily Squelch for March 10th, 2008</description>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 00:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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	<title>16 Year Old Kills Entire Family So She Can Go On Date, Evening at Movie Ends Up Awkward and Not Worth It</title>
	<description>Daily Squelch for March 3rd, 2008</description>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 00:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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	<title>Chemical Ali Execution Imminent</title>
	<description>Daily Squelch for February 29th, 2008</description>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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	<title>Mayweather to Make $20 Million Pretending to Wrestle</title>
	<description>Daily Squelch for February 27th, 2008</description>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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	<title>Ralph Nader Shocked to Learn Presidential Votes Aren't Cumulative</title>
	<description>Daily Squelch for February 25th, 2008</description>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 00:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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	<title>New Evidence Unearthed in Future Clinton Murder Case</title>
	<description>Daily Squelch for February 22nd, 2008</description>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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	<title>HD DVD Leaders Signal Possible End to HD War, Thousands Found Dead in Toshiba Headquarters</title>
	<description>Daily Squelch for February 20th, 2008</description>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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	<title>University Shooters Girlfriend: He Was Just a Normal Guy</title>
	<description>Daily Squelch for February 18th, 2008</description>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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	<title>Northern Illinois University Peeved At Lack of Recognition in Headlines</title>
	<description>Daily Squelch for February 15th, 2008</description>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 00:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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	<title>German Astronaut Mum on What Ailed Him, But Promises It's Not Some Sort of Alien Parasite</title>
	<description>Daily Squelch for February 13th, 2008</description>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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	<title>Forward Thinking Grammys Give Amy Winehouse Lifetime Achievement Award</title>
	<description>Daily Squelch for February 11th, 2008</description>
	<link>http://www.dailysquelch.com/index.php?d=2008-02-11</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 00:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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